Hm...teksty ze Smash Bros Dojo układają się w całkiem ciekawe opowiadanie :
Mmm... It feels nice and peaceful here.
Hold on a second! What are you guys doing here?!
If you think they're all going to be the same as they have been, it'll be rough for you.
Trying to fight back is useless.
Yes! I’m definitely gonna get you today!
Hey. Stop that... QUIT IT! I mean it!
What?! Is this... Could it be?!
Look at her Power Suit shine!
With two of you watching each other’s backs, it’s that much more fun. But that’s not all!
You should really get a hold of this and just sink your teeth in.
It feels great to break it! It makes you want to break it, huh?
Hang on a second.
Do you see that thing dangling from Fox's waist?
Surely he wouldn’t bring that thing out?!
It's.. It's HUGE!
It’s HUGE!
He’s huge!
Whoa, that’s huge!
Whoa! He’s huge.
It’s...big...
It’s so big...
It may even be a little hardcore.
It's pretty heavy!
It’s impressive!
It's almost unthinkable!
It really is a versatile piece of hardware:
- Slightly more durable than average
- It's round, pink, and soft.
- It's broken into three parts: the nosecone, the hull, and the tail.
- Travel in slight arcs when thrown
- Slams into enemies instead of latching on
- Those horns are scintillating!
- There are big ones and small ones.
- This time it gets REALLY long!
That thing down below is the launcher.
I-I… I want it!
If you see one of these, be absolutely sure to grab it. If you pick it up, you just hold it. It doesn’t do anything. I ask that you take great care not to forget this step. It’s much easier to get excited about it when you know what you have to do.
Gotta heft this thing! Hurrrgh!
Where are you sticking that thing?
Is... Is it safe to eat that?
It slowly turns around...
Aim well and sally forth.
If it goes well... It will hit with a thud!
Look out below!
He jumps on and starts racing!
H-he has absolutely no problem fitting in!
It's always hot to the touch.
Hot! Hot! HOTTT!
Whoa! That looks hot.
Hot! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-HOT!
Hot! HOT!
You can move forward and backward!
Beat on your opponent!
He strikes repeatedly with lightning speed!
BAROOOMPH! Pummelpummelpummelpummel!
Not too shabby, eh?
The tension rises. Yes.
That feels gooood... It’s exciting and exhilarating.
Mmm... That’s amazing.
I can’t get enough of this.
My heart’s aflutter.
Incredible! Two can enjoy it!
Yes. Ah, yes. Oh, yes. Yes! Squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak!
I like the feel of that powerful rumble.
They... They're really flying!
Poom! Poom! Poom!
Power up and unleash it when the time is right!
You can pull out.
When you hold it in as much as you can...?! There's no waiting!
This is it.
And then comes the finishing strike!
(Check your volume settings.)
SKRAAAAH!
Firefirefirefire. FIRE! FIRE!!!
Fire it off!
Off it goes!
Down it goes!
Eat garlic!
His rocketbarrels are firing! Choppa-choppa-choppa!
Whoa, that’s some fierce rain right there!
Stay dry!
Whoa. A lot of stuff arrived. Nice.
When you hit someone with it...
It sticks to them! Get... GET IT OFF! Oh, the horror!
Pass it on! It may even get returned to sender...
And then comes night.
Whoa, the battlefield sure is crowded today.
Practice on Sandbag while you wait... The pictures make it easy to understand.
Toggle the proverbial buzz-buzz on your controllers on and off.
This is a great game for couples. Whether you’re siblings or close friends, two can play together!
You can brawl til dawn!
And it’s over.
Oh, to think it's already over...
If I had to describe it in a word, it’s "watching!"
And rumor is, you can even save screenshots?!
It's rumored that this unpredictable character will give birth
This guy needs to calm down.
